Specialties
Enjoy presidential hospitality at the only Zero-Point-Five Star Parody Resort on the dazzling Rio Grande. From our Al Fresco Lounge to the international ICE Grille, No-Flow Shower Spa, and the Piojos Kid's Club, your idea of rest and relaxation will never be the same. Our under-equipped VIP Concierge team is ready to welcome you, and deny your every desire.