This venue has been fooling Wheaton since 1981; contrary to its name, the Wheaton Deli is not a deli. Instead, it is a local convenience store sporting a wide selection of domestic and imported beer as well as boxed and bottled wine. While you're there stocking up for that Saturday-night bash, don't forget to pick up some chips in case of munchies and extra batteries in case of candid-camera moments.